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The media people don't respect me for the following reasons:

01. My positive point is I give nice speeches to whip up the emotions of the gullible people in the audience. ------- Media people say my speeches are trash.

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02. I enjoy receiving titles, big awards and attending special meetings where famous people shower praises on me. ------- Media people accuse me of encouraging self-adulation.

03. My full-time job is "service to people" because service to people is service to God. ---------- Media people accuse me of being ''over- zealous''.

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04. I do no care a fig if either the people or the media make carping comments on me. -------- Media people think that I don't have any sense of shame.

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05. I have neither gratitude nor integrity when it comes to moving up the ladder in my chosen professional field. -------- Media people point out that I am selfish, unscrupulous and an opportunist. I disagree with them.

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06. I don't go after money. Nor do I get commission to get the job done. --------- Media reporters say I encourage corrupt practices and I have no clean hands.

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07. I am neither afraid of court cases nor scared of highly hyped

scams. That I have wheeling and dealing with the goondas, hit men, ruffians, etc., is not true, It is a big lie--------- Media reporters say it is a big joke!

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08. I care about my family, my wife and children. I neither have concubines nor second wife. Media reporters say it is not true and I have a harem!!

09. I often tell the people that my hoard is small, but my heart is big. Media people say it is a whooping lie and is the big joke of this year!!

10. When it comes to true ideology, I don not pretend I know the meaning of it. Even if I do know, I am like a Jackrabbit,

will keep changing it like a weather cock as I wish.

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Can you make a guess who I am?

Yes, I am a proud Indian politician, ever at the beck and call of my electorate. Be ready to serve them well as long as I can till I hit the grave so long they keep filling my family's coffers!!!

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