Funny quotes and humor - 18

Navrang India April 28, 2016

A message in the Marriage councilor's office:

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"Don't be afraid and run away from the marital heart burns.
I will help you tackle your errant wife, who gives
you lots of pain from the top of your head to the callus
underneath your feet".

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Indian political scenario:

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Indian democracy has been pushed to such a low level
since independence whichever party comes to power,
it will be: "Government of the politicians, by the politicians
and for the politicians".

Politicians and poor Indians. sunilscove.wordpress.com

Woman's fury:

Woman and a twister. www.123rf.com

"Nature's fury - tornadoes and hurricanes as we all know are seasonal and we can face them well prepared. As for mad,
jealous woman's anger and and intemperate behavior, one
will be caught unawares and does not know when
it'll happen next".

twister and whorls of anger. www.shutterstock.com

After effects:

Man and the booze www.123rf.com

"The after effects of both intoxication and
infatuation wear out much faster than the puddle of
water on the ground that vaporizes quickly under the hot
tropical sun"