Funny quotes & humor 34

Scalper's delight:

What is scalper's delight? : Men with long, free flowing hair - hippies and Indian saints who grow long hair and beard. What is scalpers' envy? : Close-cropped shaven heads. Most importantly baldies

Indian Polity:
2ndlook -
What is politician's delight : ''The gullible audience that is taken for a ride  by his cock and bull stories and his promises of plenty if he comes to power''.

What is politician's regret? :The inquisitive media and intelligent people who question his loose talk, gaffes and wrong statistics. Yet another worry is where to park his ill-gotten money.

The Candid Eye
What a gaffe!? Does  Garry mean the Alamo?
British Society:

What is British royalty's delight?
'Britishness' and subordination of other classes of people.

What is British royalty's regret?
''Loss of glory due to  freedom of British Colonies, loss of huge revenue from India to fill the British treasury; as for the personal lives of Royal members, their retinue and lavish spending, reduction in perks and fat dole from the British government is a big setback''.
British imperialism. Quick Take 
American Politics:

What is American Politician's (Republicans') delight?
''Hanging too many daggers over the head of innocent immigrants and keeping the American  and neighboring countries anxious by making war threats to other countries''.
Sword of Damocles,/
Crossing the Great Wall. CartoonStock
What is Republicans' regret?
''For the Republican leadership there is no way to raise a strong tall boundary wall  overnight,
The Great Wall of America. Bakken Law
covering the entire stretch of California through Texas.Tolling the death knell  for border-crossing by Chicano and others from Mexico. It set off a whole new brouhaha in the beginning and the excitement has come down. For the party members, an unpredictable President means lots of heartburn and bad rap''.

Star Tribune

What is American people's delight?  ''The President's gaffes, off the cuff remarks and intemperate behavior before the American media, etc  is something like watching Mark brothers' films - Animal Crackers or At the Circus''.