Funny quotes and humor - 03

Zipped-up mouth:
zipped up lips.

"Peace and tranquillity will be yours if you master
the art of zipped-up lips."  ”Many a problem or heartburn won’t bother you, if you open your mouth carefully" 

Politicians’ promises:
Corrupt Indian politicians.
"An Indian  politician's  promises in his stump 
speeches on the campaign trails: -  a colorful  oral 
exercise written in moving sand and water – neither 
decipherable nor executable; an open ended bluff." 
India Against Corruption.
 Trail blazers:
Evil .

" 'Evils'  -  live in God-deserted  world;  'Saints' - live in 
God-dominated world;  'Swindlers' - live in politician-
dominated world;  'Gossipers' -  live in woman-
dominated world.  'Successful people' – live in trail-
blazers dominated world."

Investment swindlers.
''Burgler and beauty:
Beauty Girl,
"Burglars may strike all of a sudden and take away 
either your money/jewelry  or life, rarely both. But if you are 
unlucky, some fair-skinned bewitching ladies
knowing your weakness, take them both together 
with cool melting eyes when you stand before her 
tongue-tied or mesmerized."
                     ...  sober voice of a failed finance